Crazy Levi

I just had to post a few of Levi's recent episodes before I forgot them. Warning...not for those with a weak stomach!

At Anna Grace's birthday dinner, he announced to everyone that one time he ate a blood blister. Nice...

At the church picnic this afternoon, Levi picked up a bug and Christian asked him jokingly if he was going to eat it. He popped it in his mouth and started chewing it! He had some of it on his lip while Christian was lecturing him and telling him that you don't eat bugs! Who has to be told that?

Tonight, Christian was cleaning fish in the driveway with our neighbor. I looked over and saw Levi holding a fish and trying to dig out its eye. I yelled for him to stop trying to pull that fish's eye out and he said that he wasn't pulling it out...he was pushing it in. Oh, much better!

I have come to the conclusion that the inevitable has happened. I am a redneck. I married one and he has slowly but surely worn me down. Tonight, I sat in my driveway, barefoot and pregnant, watching my husband clean fish on the tailgate of his truck. I had a nice smudge on my shirt from the apple empanada I ate from our meal at Taco Bell. Meanwhile, 2 of my 5 (soon to be 6) kids were bathing in the feed trough that we turned into a bathtub outside. I found myself yelling, "Levi, don't put those fish in that water...you've got to BATHE in there" and "Levi, get that scooter out of the bathtub, I don't care if the wheel is dirty...you have to BATHE in that water!"