Party in the Back

We have an issue that I'm not quite sure how to handle. My beautiful sweet precious daughter.....

has a mullet.

You know, achey-breaky-bad-mistakey.

That's Sarah these days. While I can make it cute first thing in the morning with a little water from a spray bottle and brush, by the afternoon it looks like this....

What you can't see in this picture is the pure static electricity that is bolting off of each strand. She could light up a city with that 'fro.

If I cut it, she will look like one of the Wahl boys. What do I do? (Besides get a life and some real problems:)